Personal page of
Dr Ortor
World’s most renowned doctor.
A private clinical practice conducted at the intersection of authority, discretion, and the firm belief that the diagnosis has already occurred.
STOP READING THE WALLS
Charter
Qualities upon which the practice is founded
Arranged, as all serious things are, in a descending order of confession.
Ledger
Selected figures, independently unreviewed
Selected publications
A literature, of sorts
Reprints available upon demonstration of need, or of nerve.
Abstract
Attestations
From those in a position to know
-
He looked at me as if the diagnosis had already happened. I found this clarifying.
-
I did not understand the procedure. I understood that it was finished.
-
World’s most renowned. I have not attempted to verify this, and will not.
Distinctions
Honors the Institute is prepared to mention
- Order of the Quiet Stethoscope
- Fellow, Institute of Looking Concerned
- Emeritus, Department of Remaining
- Specimen, pending identification
Inquiry
Request a consultation
All hours are considered. Few are indicated.